TAX TIME: Annual Report 2008
The John Britt Pottery Institute
Annual Report
After all income and revenue sources were examined and an exhaustive search was undertaken spanning several months and no actual profits were found, in spite of the massive amounts of work that appears to have been completed and discussed on the blog.
The Corporation, although it was not officially characterized as such, was found to be, although not exclusively limited to, a Not- For- Profit Company. But after extensive consultation, numerous conference calls and group team building retreats at exclusive resorts with our useless, incompetent, bungling board of directors and multiple other experts and overpaid management consultants, whose expertise was determined to be navel gazing, self aggrandizement and pocket lining, it was finally determined that this corporation was in fact a NO PROFIT company and would remain so for the foreseeable future.
We have decided to apply for a $3.25 million government stimulus grants for rural manufacturing which includes craft preservation and educational outreach.
President: John Britt
Vice –President: John Britt
Secretary: John Britt
CFO: John Britt
CEO: John Britt
Director of Programming: John Britt
Director of Student Affairs: John Britt
Director of Facilities: John Britt
Director of Marketing: John Britt
Director of Development: John Britt
Research and Development: John Britt
Statistics and Analysis: John Britt
Director of Blogging and Blogging related twittering: John Britt
Annual Report
After all income and revenue sources were examined and an exhaustive search was undertaken spanning several months and no actual profits were found, in spite of the massive amounts of work that appears to have been completed and discussed on the blog.
The Corporation, although it was not officially characterized as such, was found to be, although not exclusively limited to, a Not- For- Profit Company. But after extensive consultation, numerous conference calls and group team building retreats at exclusive resorts with our useless, incompetent, bungling board of directors and multiple other experts and overpaid management consultants, whose expertise was determined to be navel gazing, self aggrandizement and pocket lining, it was finally determined that this corporation was in fact a NO PROFIT company and would remain so for the foreseeable future.
We have decided to apply for a $3.25 million government stimulus grants for rural manufacturing which includes craft preservation and educational outreach.
President: John Britt
Vice –President: John Britt
Secretary: John Britt
CFO: John Britt
CEO: John Britt
Director of Programming: John Britt
Director of Student Affairs: John Britt
Director of Facilities: John Britt
Director of Marketing: John Britt
Director of Development: John Britt
Research and Development: John Britt
Statistics and Analysis: John Britt
Director of Blogging and Blogging related twittering: John Britt
Tax Preparation and Preparation H: John Britt
Studio Coordinator: John Britt
Glaze Analyst and Clay Wedger: John Britt
Studio Clean-up: John Britt
Material Supplies and Ordering: John Britt
Editor and Writer: John Britt
Meal Development and Chef: John Britt
Cook: John Britt
Prep-cook: John Britt
Baker: John Britt
Sous-chef: John Britt
Studio-set –up: John Britt
Studio Assistant: John Britt
Director of Photography: John Britt
Studio Clean-up: John Britt
Material Supplies and Ordering: John Britt
Editor and Writer: John Britt
Meal Development and Chef: John Britt
Cook: John Britt
Prep-cook: John Britt
Baker: John Britt
Sous-chef: John Britt
Studio-set –up: John Britt
Studio Assistant: John Britt
Director of Photography: John Britt
Web Develoment and WebMaster: John Britt
Lighting: John Britt
Grip: John Britt
Best Boy: John Britt
Lighting: John Britt
Grip: John Britt
Best Boy: John Britt
Head Dumb Ass: John Britt
John Britt
Too funny. I can't top either of these so I'll just keep laughing, and retreat quietly to watch the finals of the college tennis. Go Tarheels.
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Thanks John (and Joy). That was more fun than I've had in a while.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Joy you do have tooo much time on your hands! It's funny though. I like it.
ReplyDeleteI think you should list the brain surgery you are doing in your spare time. And the rocket science would be good to add too.
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